In the car on the back seat is a piece of bark.  It’s been there for days.  I’ve accepted its appearance.  

I took my daughter to school this morning.

"Look, daddy," she says holding it up.  "It’s bark."

"Hmmm," I say.  "It’s rough.  Ruff, ruff, ruff!  Ruff, ruff!"

"Will you please stop doing that?"

I don’t think she fully understands that as a dad puns are part of my responsibilities.  It’s in my job description.

Or maybe she does.  😳

In the car on the back seat is a piece of bark. It’s been there for days. I’ve accepted its appearance.

I took my daughter to school this morning.

"Look, daddy," she says holding it up. "It’s bark."

"Hmmm," I say. "It’s rough. Ruff, ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff!"

"Will you please stop doing that?"

I don’t think she fully understands that as a dad puns are part of my responsibilities. It’s in my job description.

Or maybe she does. 😳

#notetoself: when buying toys for children remember they’re for the children, NOT FOR YOU!  Walk away…

#notetoself: when buying toys for children remember they’re for the children, NOT FOR YOU! Walk away…

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Anatomical hearts on clothing are highly underrated.  Were this to have sleeves…

Anatomical hearts on clothing are highly underrated. Were this to have sleeves…

The saddest little ceiling fan…

The saddest little ceiling fan…

The boy demonstrating his ‘look ma no hands’ approach to standing on his own.

The boy demonstrating his ‘look ma no hands’ approach to standing on his own.

#daddydaughterstoplightselfie

#daddydaughterstoplightselfie

#Bacon magnets found at the Des Moines International Airport #decim8 #latergram

#Bacon magnets found at the Des Moines International Airport #decim8 #latergram

Was on a plane the day after having to put down my cat, which was too much time in my head.  I could not find anything to write on, although oddly enough I had a pen.  Used a napkin to exorcise a few things I had banging around my skull.  I find it’s therapeutic to get it out.  C’est la vie…  😿 #decim8

Was on a plane the day after having to put down my cat, which was too much time in my head. I could not find anything to write on, although oddly enough I had a pen. Used a napkin to exorcise a few things I had banging around my skull. I find it’s therapeutic to get it out. C’est la vie… 😿 #decim8

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A beautiful place on a beautiful day… #latergram  (at Garfield Park Conservatory)

A beautiful place on a beautiful day… #latergram (at Garfield Park Conservatory)

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#willis, a little something for @scottterry 😉👊

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Roof, sky (at Garfield Park Conservatory)

Roof, sky (at Garfield Park Conservatory)

Black #Burberry check facade with slice of blue sky (at Burberry, Michigan Avenue)

Black #Burberry check facade with slice of blue sky (at Burberry, Michigan Avenue)

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Just some incredibly beautiful #flora growing out in the open along #michiganave in #chicago…

Just some incredibly beautiful #flora growing out in the open along #michiganave in #chicago…

@davetoyo - #chicago planted these along #michiganave.  They’re just out there growing.  💣💥✨

@davetoyo - #chicago planted these along #michiganave. They’re just out there growing. 💣💥✨

Yellow brick wall reimagined as a yellow brick road…

Yellow brick wall reimagined as a yellow brick road…